Grateful for Elastic Waistbands and Locked Doors Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Thanksgiving Sweater

Gratitude, but make it honest.

Elastic waistbands for the third plate. Locked doors for the alone time you'll absolutely need after. "Grateful for Elastic Waistbands and Locked Doors" in retro Thanksgiving lettering with pumpkin pie and peak cozy-season energy, printed on a soft garment-dyed crewneck.

The introvert's Thanksgiving survival kit, in sweatshirt form. Loud Cotton approved.

• Funny Thanksgiving sweatshirt: "Grateful for Elastic Waistbands and Locked Doors" retro graphic with pumpkin pie
• Garment-dyed crewneck — broken-in softness with vintage character, no two exactly alike
• Perfect for Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving, or hiding until the dishes are done
• A+ gift for the one who eats, then disappears
• Printed on demand with lasting, crack-resistant ink