Thankful for Pie, Not People Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Thanksgiving Sweater

Thanksgiving dinner with the family: mandatory. Actually enjoying everyone's company: optional.

This one's for the pie loyalists — the ones who show up for the dessert table and mentally check out during the political debates. "Thankful for Pie, Not People" in retro Thanksgiving lettering with a winking pumpkin pie character, printed on a soft garment-dyed crewneck that's as comfortable as avoiding your uncle's opinions.

The anti-social Thanksgiving uniform. Loud Cotton approved.

• Funny Thanksgiving sweatshirt: "Thankful for Pie, Not People" retro graphic with pumpkin pie character and fall leaves
• Garment-dyed crewneck — broken-in softness with vintage character, no two exactly alike
• Perfect for Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving, or dodging small talk in style
• A+ gift for the sarcastic pie lover who means it
• Printed on demand with lasting, crack-resistant ink