Turkey Evacuation Plan T-shirt | Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Tee

Lightweight, lived-in, and full of mischievous charm — this garment-dyed tee brings a cheeky Thanksgiving moment to your everyday rotation. A cartoon turkey mid-scamper, clutching a bundle, kicks up autumn leaves above the bold, distressed slogan “Turkey Evacuation Plan.” The soft, broken-in color from post-construction dyeing lends a vintage warmth that blends with fall layers or stands out on its own. Relaxed and substantial in weight, it feels like an old favorite right away. Wear it while carving, tailgating, or passing out pies — it nods to holiday humor without shouting, and the roomy cut makes it easy to move, laugh, and linger around the table.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label; available in 62 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean